Poe Write a Story About This Once

Store lady: What is your name sir?
Man: Bill [N-y-b-a-k-k-e-n.]
Store lady: Well, who is William?
Man: Bill is short for William.
Store lady: Bill is short for William, sure...
Manager guy: Yes, yes it is.
Store lady: Have a nice day.
Man: Unfuckingbelievable!

--Verizon, Wall Street