Wednesday One-liners Watch House
Professor guy: So I got one of those magnets for headaches, right? It works pretty good, except when I attach it to my steering wheel it changes the radio station every time I turn a corner.
--Fordham University elevator, Lincoln Center
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Chick: So I told him, "I'm not trying to be a douchebag, but my Tylenol PM just kicked in and I'm feeling pretty worthless."
--19th & Park
Overheard by: Shimmers
Girl: You know, between this medicine and two beers, I feel great!
--Q train
Overheard by: Ben Couch
Guy: You know how the Japanese are so obsessed with cleanliness that they never get sick? But if they do get sick, they, like, die because they can't fight the disease? That's why it's okay that I don't take showers.
--Starbucks, West 4th Street & Washington Square East
Lady on cell: Is colon cancer...terrible?
--5th between 17th & 18th
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