Man:I've got the perfect plan to take over Mexico. --Time Square Overheard by: jen Dude on cell: When you see him, I want you to hit him. Hit him really hard with something very heavy. Then take his bible and burn it...I want to be the one who decides whether he lives or dies. --39th & 5th Overheard by: Fishy Ellie Chick: Well, I just hate how if you're in Slytherin, you're evil. Why would someone with ambition go and be a measly underling to Voldemort? Like, if you were really ambitious, wouldn't you organize a coup or something so you could be in charge? Pisses me off. --Union Square Dude: ...so I realized that it was a lot harder to kill the guy when throwing the gun at him. --Union Square Overheard by: timothy leary Guy: If the CIA came up to me tomorrow and said, "Look, we've been watching you", and they wanted me to become some black ops sniper and go kill people in", you know, wherever, and I was gonna get like 250,000 a year, I would do it. I would totally do it. --E train Overheard by: dillon de give