Get It All Out Before 2006

MC guy: Okay everyone, I need a verb!
Girl: Crysturbate!
MC guy: Cry...what?
Girl: It's like, when you're sad and you masturbate!

--Kimmel Center, Washington Square South


Overheard by: Athena


Woman: ...so, I wasn't sure if I wanted to masturbate or cry!

--Comfort Diner, West 23rd Street