The Father of the Year 2005 Nominees
Doorman #1: You know what I get to do with her? Besides cuddle, I mean. You know what I do?
Doorman #2: What?
Doorman #1: I get to expose my penis to her.
--43rd & 5th
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Dad: Is that him?
Little boy: Mm-hmm.
Dad: Well? Do something about it...
chicken!
--G train
Overheard by: yomikeson
Mom: Who do you think is going to be waiting for you in your bed when you get home?
Little boy: Daddy.
Mom: No, I mean...Who do you think is going to be waiting and meowing when you see him?
Little boy: Daddy.
--JFK
Girl on cell: So he was at this wedding and said that the father/daughter dance was so incestuous that it made everyone uncomfortable.
--100th & Broadway
Tween boy: Do I have a hole in my jacket?
Dad: Probably, but I want to make sure your nuts are ok.
--77th & Park
Overheard by: hiphippychick