Hobo: And here comes Miss Leona Helmsley! Only rich people pay taxes in this country! --13th & 7th Hobo: Please help me out. It's my birthday, sir. --6th Avenue & 8th Street Hobo: I've been doing this for a long time; a year, year and a half. And every day, I like to give out a special award. One time this guy gave me a hundred dollars. and today this lady gets the special award. --D train Hobo: Don't get on this train, it's going to The Twilight Zone. --Canal Street N/Q/R/W station Overheard by: Nataly Wheelbo: Can anyone help me out? Anyone? Can anyone help me out with a hundred thousand dollars? --Union Square Charity guy: You all know me...I'm taking money for people who got nothing. Even if you drop a dime in this can, that's enough. If you've got any food, just drop it in my bag. And if any of you ladies are attractive, I will accept a hug. --F train Hobo: Ladies and gentlemen, if you see a bag that has been left unattended please alert me immediately. There may be money in it. --4 train Overheard by: Jerry Bag lady: Why did you give me this?...I don't do drugs. I never will do drugs, they screw up your life. --Times Square shuttle Overheard by: Elena Hobo: I do not want any money. I have plenty of money. Does anyone on this train believe in God? I don't want any money. Is there anyone here who believes in God? Who here on this train believes in God? I have plenty of money...Hey girl, you wanna eat? --6 train Overheard by: Nick Hanewinckel Hobo: Miss, do you have a dollar so I can go home and spend it? --Chambers between Church & Broadway UHO guy: Sir? Sir? I'd rob you in a second. --Union Square