Wednesday One-liners Witchy Women
Chick: I can't apologize for being a bitch...because, like, then I wouldn't be a bitch.
--23rd & Lexington
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Woman: I'm getting tired of his shit. I think I'm going to show up at his anger management classes and just act all hysterical.
--Staten Island Ferry Terminal, Staten Island
Guy: "What the hell is my problem?" What the hell is
my problem? That is like if I took a big shit on your head, and you had shit running all down your face, and I asked you, "What the hell is your problem?"
--86th & Columbus
Overheard by: Durie O
Man: No, I'm not gonna waste my unlimited minutes on her.
--The Gap, 34th & 6th
Overheard by: melin
Gangsta: Fuck you, bitch. You're not even a bitch; you'se like my ho's bitch.
--L train
Overheard by: Adair
Man: She thought I was just another scientific bum, loser from the hood! I'm tired of all these pretty ladies passing me by in between 37th and 42nd Street! Like that one! I'm tired of being a victim. You're all economicists!
--36th & 8th
Black guy on cell: All she kept saying is, "I'm not a homewrecker, I'm not a homewrecker."
--90th & Amsterdam
MTA guy: I stepped/ran over the bitch's foot. Now she's saying I gave her a heart attack or a stroke or something.
Bullshit!
--Penn Station
Overheard by: Gian & JR