Little girl on cell: ...Yeah, I like Spanish pizza best. I dunno where the Italians learned to make their pizza, but it tastes nasty. --Bx36 bus Mother: How did you get rice in your armpit? --Joe's Ginger Restaurant ladies' room, Mott Street Overheard by: DJ Ranma S Thug guy: Make this man his fucking sandwich before I smack your fucking lip. --Bodega, West 129th & Lenox Overheard by: Khadi Store chick: Why do we have so much coffee? --Starbucks, 22nd & 6th Guy: This food is awesome, it is fucking awesome! --McDonalds, 6th ave and 22nd street Guy: I'll eat a sandwich ham when I'm on the lam...Man, I've gotta start writing this shit down again. --225th Street 1 station Old man: A store big as this and they don't have no fucking Sugar Snaps...all they got is junk cereal. --Pathmark, Atlantic Center Overheard by: emily Guy: I'll have a six inch veggie delight on wheat. I can't wait for the war to be over, so I can have meatball again. --Subway, 57th & Lexington Overheard by: Scott Chick: No, banana bread is a one trick pony. --Starbucks, 14th & 6th Overheard by: epicte Guy: I want my chicken medium-rare. --The Cheesecake Factory, Sunnyside Guy: Do you think Castro is anti-salad? --Sophie's Restaurant, Chambers Street Woman on cell: When I open this bag, there'd better be potato chips in there or you owe me seventy million dollars. 'Cause I love potato chips. --Penn Station Overheard by: Kevin Girl on cell: What am I going to do? I don't know how to tell him that I hate cheese. --Artisanal ladies' room, Park Avenue