It Must Have Been Cotton

A chick been caught stealing by security. For some inexplicable reason, they let her yell at them.

Chick: This is not the United States of White-ass Bitches; this is the United States of America.


Chick: I'm owed this shirt because I'm black, bitches. I don't owe nothin' to you white folks. I'm owed this shirt because of slavery.

--Banana Republic, Broadway & Prince


Overheard by: helen r.