A chick been caught stealing by security. For some inexplicable reason, they let her yell at them. Chick: This is not the United States of White-ass Bitches; this is the United States of America. Chick: I’m owed this shirt because I’m black, bitches. I don’t owe nothin’ to you white folks. I’m owed this shirt because of slavery. –Banana Republic, Broadway & Prince Overheard by: helen r.