Wednesday One-liners Are The Model Minority
Chick: When I get mad, my Koreanness comes out.
--Duane Reade, 34th & 8th
Overheard by: Lani A.
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Teen boy: Well at least you're not Asian! Asian chicks never go for
Asian dudes. Like this one time, this guy asked me, "What would you do if you were white for a day?" And I was like, "Date Asian chicks!"
--Radio City Music Hall
Asian chick: Just a little too much makeup, skirt too short, and
bam! "Fucky-sucky, me love you long time."
--23rd & 5th
Overheard by: Manhattman
Teen boy: Have you ever heard of that? It's from some Vietnam movie called
Full Metal or something. It's famous. There's this Taiwanian hooker and she's trying to get the soldiers. It's really famous.
--N Train
Teen girl: Well, no...he's not Chinese, he's bisexual.
--Cafe University, University Place
Overheard by: Olivia
Man: Just a few years ago, this area was so bad that the Asian
tourists used to come down here just to see how bad it was.
--1st Avenue between 10th & 11th
Overheard by: Patrick Ryss