Teen boy: Well at least you're not Asian! Asian chicks never go for Asian dudes. Like this one time, this guy asked me, "What would you do if you were white for a day?" And I was like, "Date Asian chicks!" --Radio City Music Hall Asian chick: Just a little too much makeup, skirt too short, and bam! "Fucky-sucky, me love you long time." --23rd & 5th Overheard by: Manhattman Teen boy: Have you ever heard of that? It's from some Vietnam movie called Full Metal or something. It's famous. There's this Taiwanian hooker and she's trying to get the soldiers. It's really famous. --N Train Teen girl: Well, no...he's not Chinese, he's bisexual. --Cafe University, University Place Overheard by: Olivia Man: Just a few years ago, this area was so bad that the Asian tourists used to come down here just to see how bad it was. --1st Avenue between 10th & 11th Overheard by: Patrick Ryss