MTA guy: So my friend's wife left him for another man. What's he do? He smokes crack until he has a heart attack and dies. --2nd Avenue station Overheard by: Brian Girl: If I were bulimic and you were Rain Man, maybe our lives wouldn't be so sad. --Fordham University, Rose Hill Girl: I have so many boogers these days. --56th & 5th Hobo: Hey man, I just got out of the hospital and I'm tryin' to get 18 dollars so I can pay the bill. I'm not lyin', you wanna' see my leg? Look, look at it! --95th & 3rd Overheard by: Evan C. Kirchmer Girl: It didnt even hurt when I peed in the cup. I have a vagina of steel! --168th & Broadway Woman on cell: Not only have you not taken care of this doctor thing, you didn't even marry one. --6th Avenue & Greenwich Guy on cell: Really, the doctor told me that I'm not contagious once they all scab over. --Park Slope Overheard by: William Gibbons Woman: The mother has the cancer and refuses to leave the apartment. The oldest son is in jail for about the twentieth time. The middle son has AIDS. And the daughter married a Jew. --Park Slope Man: You know if you catch a cold at your age, it could be a problem. --33rd & 5th