Man: ...Yeah, well, that was the one thing about him: even if he was all by himself, or miserably depressed, he always managed to stay happy. --1 train Professor guy: At the end of every semester I want to retire. But I've gotten better...I used to want to kill myself. --Fordham University, Rose Hill Overheard by: Jess McGins Old man: He's crazy, but he ain't dangerous. Crazy. Sometimes he prances in the middle of the street wearing a g-string! A ladies' g-string! Doing the gay thing! --Houston & Hudson Old woman: I'm not studying, I'm not working, I'm not married; it's insane! --Office building, Madison & 47th Crazy woman: Oh lordy, the smell! You should clean your body, you have to! What a stank! I can't stand it! Driver! I'm getting off! --M9 bus Overheard by: Rich Mintz Crazy guy: I am God in the flesh, and I came down to Earth to have sex. Oh, look, this is my stop! It's Venus! Venus! --F train Crazy lady: You're gonna die, fat fuck! You're gonna fuckin' die! And your fat friend too! --8th & Broadway Crazy guy: Liza Minnelli is incapable of love! Liza Minnelli is incapable of love! --33rd & 7th Guy: I swear I just saw Bill Clinton run over an old black woman who looked like my grandmother with a car. --Union Square Overheard by: Chase Teeds Crazy man: Will you marry me...chicken? --4th & Bowery Overheard by: Leela Corman