That's Going to Be Some Honeymoon

Guy: That seems like a weird match to me.
Girl: Well, I guess they have a lot in common.
Guy: Like what?
Girl: Like they both like to eat snot.
Guy: Huh? Like, snot snot?
Girl: Yeah.
Guy: They both like to eat snot?
Girl: Yes.
Guy: Wow...Well, good for them.

--Nederlander Theater, West 41st Street


Overheard by: Allyson H.