Drunk girl #1: Oh god! You were so flirting with him. Drunk girl #2: No! I was kicking his ass. --15th & 3rd Woman: Excuse me! Guy: Jesus Christ... Woman: I said, "Excuse me"! I said, "Excuse me"! You could have tried to move! I didn't try to step on you! I said, "Excuse me"! Don't you think that when someone says "excuse me" that might have a disability? I said, "Excuse me"! I said, "Excuse me"! Just because I bumped into you doesn't mean I want to have intercourse with you! You're going to try and have intervourse with me, I'm going to tell the police! Guy: Hey wait, let me get your number, so we can have intercourse. --6 train Overheard by: Joel Galasso Girl #1: You just get crushes on everybody, don't you? Girl #2: Not really, just on hot people. --Silver Center, Washington Square East Overheard by: lish Guy: What did he say after you told him we hooked up last night? Girl: I said I was still in love with you and broke up with him before he could say anything. Did you tell your girlfriend yet? Guy: Ha, ha! What do you think, I'm nuts? --Osteria Del Sole, West 4th Street Guy: Yo...if I had to choose between VD and a girlfriend...I'd choose VD. --Virgin, Union Square Overheard by: Angel Guy #1: Valentine's Day is so stupid. I'm going to boycott it, 'cause it's so commercialized. Guy #2: Yeah...and also you don't have any girlfriends. --N train Hobo: Hey you! Do I know you? No...you look like a scarecrow standing there! Yeah, it's your smile, it reminded me. But I've gotta find me a real man. Gotta find him before Valentine's Day. --2 train Overheard by: Pussy Kat Teen girl on cell: So I totally did it and it didn't taste bad until the end...Yes he did, but next time I won't let him...It sucks, 'cause I spit it all over my shirt...Ha, ha. Yes, well, he better call me back. Yeah, it's my stop. Okay, talk to you later. Guy: ...So, can I get your number? --7 train Overheard by: Jo Girl #1: I hate Valentine's Day. It's so stupid. Girl #2: I'll buy you flowers. Girl #1: I just wanna have sex. Girl #2: That's what I meant, I'll go down on you. --Fordham University, Rose Hill Overheard by: Jess McGins Chick #1: So anyway, Happy Valentine's Day! Chick #2: Yay, right, I know. Chick #1: Well eat a lot of pussy for me! --Starbucks, 17th & Broadway Overheard by: Tuesday Girl