Wednesday One-liners Are a Real Turn-on
Bag lady: Come here! Come here, you fuckin' bitch! Are you too good to
give your fucking wife a hug? Come here, fucking bitch!
--23rd & Madison
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Construction guy: So I says, "I'd like to put him in a bowl and pour some milk on him!"
--Lexington between 67th & 68th
Overheard by: Haley Powell
Foreign guy: All he ever wants to do is spoon me.
--Park & 51st
Overheard by: Tim
Professor guy: Old people and animals is a sexy topic these days.
--Wurzweiler School of Social Work
Guy: She could only get him to hook up with her if she let him wear her makeup.
--143rd & Broadway
Overheard by: Djlindee