It's Lunch for Wednesday One-liners
Girl: I'll have an everything bagel, scooped out and toasted with five egg whites and extra cheese but not too much extra cheese that it's gooping out, just like one slice more than you normally would use. Oh, and make sure the eggs are well done.
--Pick a Bagel on Third, 3rd Avenue
Overheard by: Benjamin Steger
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Chick: That is the most disgusting cheese I have ever seen!
--Lush Cosmetics, 34th & Broadway
Guy: Cashew nuts? Nah man, cashew nuts make you retarded!
--Mott & Canal
Girl: Oh man, after that I'm going to be craving some meat.
--FAO Schwarz, 5th Avenue
Overheard by: S. C. L.
Dude: I hate hot sauce but I like you.
--Q train
Girl: ...and so I said to myself, "Suzanne, you have a communist living in your house. The only thing that you're going to be eating is rice!"
--Union Square
Old man: And why do people think that just because they're Portuguese they can go in your refrigerator and eat all your hot dogs?
--1 train
Girl: And I seriously had always thought chicken nuggets were made out of beef!
--Brooklyn Tech, Fort Greene
Overheard by: alina
Hobo: Hey, hey you, I'll trade you this hot dog for that bunny.
--Bowery & Grand
Overheard by: erica
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