I Don't Care How Cheap the Gay Porn Is

Guy #1: I couldn't not buy it.
Guy #2: Yeah, I'm thinking about it too. It's totally worth it.
Guy #1: I mean, there are two real porn stars in it. If it was just one, I could have passed it up.
Guy #2: Yeah, man. But for that price, you almost have to do it!

--4th Avenue between 11th & 12th


Overheard by: Corinne Hears-All