It's Like Being in Subway Purgatory

Guy #1: We goin' uptown or downtown?
Guy #2: Nigga, we goin' sideways.

--L train


Girl: I went to Boston this weekend. Mostly just to avoid the L train.

--Williamsburg


Guy: I can't believe I was cockblocked by the L train.

--Union Square


Overheard by: Chelsea Miller