Woman on cell: Jesus! You are such a fucking narcissistic cunt-licking hippie! --41st & Broadway Man: Y'know, I don't get these fucks who come down on guys paying for sex, gettin' that easy pussy. You get married, whether you gettin' it or not, you paying for pussy every day of yo' life. --Red Hook Bait & Tackle, Red Hook Girl: No! She's always with her girlfriend now. They're like attached at the clitoris. --Carlyle Court Residence elevator, Union Square West Overheard by: Annemo Punk girl: I was like, "Do you know what a queef is, you fucking nigger?" --19th & Park Overheard by: Ben Crazy guy: What's it like to go home and eat a bloody pussy? Sometimes that's the best kind of pussy there is! And some guys like to suck dick! --Lincoln Center Overheard by: Phineas J Whoobie Suit on cell: Yes!...No! Listen, if it has to deal with...ah..."Female issues," then I don't want to know...Fine! Goodbye. --Washington & 5th Overheard by: Ryan