Girl on cell: Of course he's going to call me again. I bought him drugs. --Riviera Cafe, West 4th Street Overheard by: Leanne Chick: He'd better get tenure. Otherwise, there goes my hash connection. --1020 Bar, Amsterdam Avenue Overheard by: djlindee Chick: I need my Valtrex. --Rite Aid, Grand Central Station Overheard by: Mel Man: Drugs don't kill people; umbrellas kill people. --42nd & 8th Overheard by: Jackie Maron Man: I keep waiting for them to come up with one named...like..."Sextra." For people who want extra sex. --Penn Station Guy: Honey, I'm so high right now, I'd dance to the sound of two tin cans being dragged behind a car. --Splash men's room, West 17th Street Overheard by: Seamus Bus driver: There is no smoking on this bus. No smoking. That includes cigarettes, cigars, pipes, marijuana, crack, or cocaine. Thank you. --Greyhound bus, Port Authority Overheard by: Sarah Doogs