Drunk guy: Don’t you fuck with me!
Sober woman: What?
Drunk guy: You sleep with a different guy every night!
Sober woman: I do not. What are you talking about?
Drunk guy: You loveme. You want to marryme.
Sober woman: This is ridiculous. I’ve had enough. I don’t have to take this anymore. Goodbye! She leaves. He turns to the next table. Drunk guy: Yeah, did you see that girl who just left? I just dumped her. Can I buy you two a drink? –Rosie O’Grady’s, 7th Avenue