Wednesday One-liners Need an MRI
Man on cell: Hello?...Yeah, I'm at the movies...Yeah, I know...I'm in the fucking theater!...I don't care if she needs brain surgery, I'm at the movies!
--Loews 19th Street East
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Chick: Maybe I'm just not used to watches, or maybe it
is cancer.
--Target, Atlantic Center
Guy on cell: So I had to go to the doctor to take care of my excessive earwax problem.
--79th & York
Old man: Here, give this to your kid. I'm sure he's into castration, masturbation, amputation, and getting AIDS on purpose.
--Magno Sound and Video, 7th Avenue
Chick: You have to watch out for those pre-cancerous lesions. You know, those can lead to cancer.
--Times Square
Overheard by: abigail