Tourist lady: Um, I have a non-train related question.
MTA guy: What?
Tourist lady: Is there a nice place to get some coffee or tea around here?
MTA guy: Yeah, outside. –Grand Central Overheard by: rod vanderlaan Announcement: Please be nice going on and off the escalators. –Smith-9th Streets station Overheard by: Fulcanelli Girl #1: I don’t understand why they gotta say “How you doin'” and “Have a nice day.”
Girl #2: They’re trying to be nice, stupid. –KFC, 125th & 7th Overheard by: Edwina P. Garza