Jacques Cousteau: Au contraire, tards.

Teen boy #1: Dude that sounds like someone trying to drown a dolphin.
Teen boy #2: Ha, ha, ha! Yo, they live in the water! They can't drown!
Teen boy #1: I know, that's why it's so fucked up!

--58th & Lexington


Overheard by: Max Melsenti