The Wednesday One-liners Monologues
Southern girl: I got guys asking me to send them pictures of my cooter. It's like guys know when you're taken; they flock to you like bees to moldy bread.
--3 train
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Chick: You know who's got it tough? Those girls in Africa getting there clits cut off...I mean sometimes I can't afford a cup of coffee but at least I still have my clit.
--O'Hara's, Cedar Street
Overheard by: Joe
Construction guy: I
love that woman. Man, I worship the ground between her legs.
--Times Square 1/2/3 station
Chick: Well, I'm not going to eat just anyone's pussy, but I'm going to
start with strangers.
--72nd & Columbus
Overheard by: Adam Davis
Chick on cell: I just described my pussy as "vagically delicious," and I wanted to leave you a message because I thought you would appreciate that.
--96th & Broadway
Girl: Ew, that felt like vaginal secretion!
--23rd & Lexington
Hipster girl: Just tell him you have genital sores.
--Houston & 1st
Chick on cell: I'm PMSing, so like, don't take it personally.
--28th & 10th
Overheard by: Olga Kogan and Aubrie Dillon