Cashier chick: You have to take care of yourself now? That's a lot of money, honey; you better start designing clothes or something. --Cafe Zaiya, E 41st Street Overheard by: Kira Black woman: Now that's my interior life. Fishnet stockings, woo! --8th & Macdougal Overheard by: Rich Mintz Guy on cell: Damn nigga, no! I seriously never even bought a CD, 'cept for blank ones to burn from a spindle. Yeah...Wal-Mart...I'm a mufuckin' pirate! I need a peg leg and an eyepatch an' shit. --Union Square Overheard by: Jake Glazier Store lady: Look at these people. They try on shoes and then leave them all over the floor. Like this is they house. --DSW, Atlantic Center Overheard by: Monica M Lady: Do you know your shirt's on inside-out? --Office, Flatiron Building Overheard by: Peter H Teen girl: My face is zippered! I zippered my face! Ahhh! --A train Overheard by: Avital Driver woman: I can see your underpants! --Prince & Wooster Guy: Didn't some retard dress up like the Statue of Liberty or something? --Taco Bell, West 14th Street Hipster chick: I'll pay ya when we get back to the office. These pants are suede; I can't keep any money in the pockets. I put money in, and it slides right out. --Wendy's, Broadway & Bleecker Overheard by: The Rorster