Wednesday One-liners Build Up an Appetite
Woman: I mean, what kind of person marches their daughter into their sixth grade class and announces that their daughter just ate a whole chicken? Who does that? I never forgave her for that.
--Nails & More, Broadway between 98th & 99th
Overheard by: Jennifer Anderson
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Guy: If I ever become a cannibal, now I'll know what cuts of meat to ask for.
--South Street Seaport Museum
Overheard by: Karyn Regal
Guy: I had a turkey injected with pomegranate juice once. It was very delicious.
--N train
Chick on cell: Yeah, if I'm really hungry it doesn't matter about morals anymore, I'll just dive right into bacon, anything.
Totally forget about the vegan thing. So for god's sake don't ever leave me alone with bacon. Or human.
--52nd & Lexington
Girl: So I actually tried garlic knots one day when I wasn't high and I was like, "Wow, these
are good...and there's really garlic on them, too!"
--Washington Square Park
Overheard by: buffa
Teen girl: I'm hungry. Not hungry like I want to eat, but hungry.
--Astoria
Italian lady: When I was young, my mother used to make so much carbonated food.
--M train
Man: Hey, can I have a pizza with no cheese?
--Stromboli Pizza, St. Marks Place
Overheard by: ljdes
Chick on cell: This day is going by
so fucking slow; it's only 1:30PM...My eye is going to fall out! So what do you want for dinner again?
--45th between Broadway & 8th
Walkie talkie: Attention all units, attention all units...Does anyone want Chinese food?
--Staten Island Ferry
Overheard by: Clara
Girl: Ew! Ew! I work at McDonalds; they spit in all your food, I swear to God.
--Astor Place
Overheard by: Lalaith