Girl #1: There are like, so many orthodox Jews at the law school. Why would they come to a Jesuit school if they’re orthodox Jews?
Girl #2: Well, it’s not like everyone else is Catholic.
Girl #1: But Jews are like the opposite of Catholics, they’re, like, not even close.
Girl #2: You’re a slut; that’s not very Catholic. –Fordham University, Lincoln Center Overheard by: IDigGraves94