Hobo: Where are you going?
Drunk guy: Bermuda. I’m connecting to the plane. Drunk guy: Is that your cousin?
Hobo: Yeah!
Drunk guy: He didn’t even say nothing to you. That’s fucked up! Hobo: My name is Peter. Peter Parker. I’m Spider-Man’s father. The hobo shows the drunk guy his bottle. The drunk guy takes out a can of beer and a bottle of whiskey Drunk guy: So what? You trying to beat me? You started a competition and I beat you. I came prepared. –PATH train Overheard by: Tony Gabriel