Guy #1: Why did you cut your knish like you’re an Asian person?
Girl: Because I’m a jink!
Guy #2: Anna, you are one crazy cookie. –Astoria Man: I have never seen so many chinks in one Starbucks in all my life. –Starbucks, Crosby & Spring Overheard by: Jas Guy: This is, like, the third time they’ve made me feel stupid in public. God, I hate Chinese people! –Houston & Suffolk Overheard by: Duncan Pflaster