Woman: Yeah, I hate Brooklyn. I'd never date a man from Brooklyn; he'd steal all my stuff. --M60 bus Overheard by: Abby Teen girl: Damn, it's like ten degrees warmer in the Bronx. --Astoria Tourist guy: So is this Long Island? --34th & Broadway Overheard by: Marc Baizman Tourist man: This building is going to be really tall by the time I get done with it. --Empire State Building Overheard by: David Weinberger Guy: You know why they call this Ground Zero? 'Cause there ain't nothing here. --WTC PATH station Overheard by: some white chick Guy: Oh, you should hire that guy in Times Square. The cowboy guy? Who's naked? You know who I'm talking about? --Elevator, 42nd & 5th Girl on cell: I don't know, somewhere on 7th. There are models everywhere, and I want to fucking kill myself. --24th & 7th Chick: I'm like the Chrysler Building; I'm so underrated! But I'm not like the Empire State Building. I don't want you in me, I just want you to look at me from afar. --Brother Jimmy's, 77th & 2nd Overheard by: Susie Lalonde Lady: I mean, how many times can you watch a line of women lifting their legs at the same time? --51st & 6th Little boy: Okay, I can see outside, Mom...Game Boy is better than outside. --F train Overheard by: soho sleepwalker Tourist woman: There's another one of those doo-wanna ree-dahs. I see them everywhere. --94th & Broadway Guy: Fuck that shit, man. I still love New York better. Every single time people from Frisco compare cities with New York, you fools bring up your stupid burritos! Well I got news for you: our burritos are catching up. --2nd Avenue & 5th Street Overheard by: DeathGrip Little girl: I thought you said New York was crappy. This isn't crappy, I think it's quite beautiful. --Central Park Overheard by: Rych Tourist lady: Excuse me, sir. This train goes through Brooklyn? Are we going to get mugged? Will we get stabbed? Will there be people around when we get off the train? --Q train Girl: So I said, "You've never been to Roosevelt Island? Well, you obviously suck at life!" --F train Overheard by: hannah g Chick: No, I didn't find the Pope...Well, you're not going to find the Pope in Chinatown, let me tell you what. --La Mela Ristorante, Mulberry Street Overheard by: sara Chick: So I told him we were thinking of moving here and he was all like, "Yeah, and you're gonna have to sell your uterus to get in!" --Park Slope Girl: You know what gets on my nerves? These fucking cobblestones. --13th Street & 9th Avenue Overheard by: ray dan