Guy: Don't worry, I'm not Eurotrash. --3rd & B Chick: ...but it's like the Harvard of Canada. --50th between 8th & 9th Overheard by: Zach Girl: Well, you've got North Korea and South Korea. But you never hear of North Africa, even though there is always people talking about South Africa. --N train Guy on cell: Damn, if I ever went on vacation with you I'd take you to like Somalia. Fuck, yeah. --Washington Square Park Overheard by: Lisa Taverna Bike guy: Followed my girl. yeah, followed my girl to Chicago and Europe, got dissed by my girl...Then I came back. --30th & 3rd Asian girl: Did you know that there are Jehovah's Witnesses in Japan? Japanese people don't speak good English but these fools do! --54th & 5th Guy: We New Yorkers only care about the bottom half of Connecticut. The top half can go fuck itself. --Ferry Point Park Dominican guy: Fucking visas, man. I have to get a visa to go to fucking yo mama's house. --Washington Heights Overheard by: Jennifer M Aussie woman on cell: No, I can't work today. I'm in America...You know, America...No, I'm on holiday in America...No, I'm in New York; you know, America the country! Jesus! --Penn Station Hipster guy on cell: What?...No, she left already...Why? 'Cause we were talking about legos and Third World dynamics, I guess... --Park Slope Woman on cell: You tell them my name because I am well-known in California! And I will fuck yo ass up! --Food Emporium, 49th & 8th Overheard by: Shaun Mc