Conductor: At the tone, the time will be 6:45...Beep! --Q train Overheard by: Jill Conductor: Last stop, Ditmars Bouelvard. Please remember to take all your bags...and small children. --N train Overheard by: Cowboy Joe Conductor: The train's dispatcher has given us a red signal. Thank you for your patience. In just a few minutes we shall return to normalcy! --F train Conductor: Hello. How are you? The next stop will be 59th Street. --C train Overheard by: robin b Conductor: Stand clear of the doors! If you people won't stand clear of the doors, I'm gonna take this train out of service right now! So whaddaya want to do, huh? --Times Square shuttle Conductor: Local, local, local. This is the local R train. It looks like the R, smells like the R and runs like the R. --R train Overheard by: Josh the Goldenboy Conductor: Rector Street, Century 21! --W train