Then Came 40 Punches, Plus One for Luck

Hobo: Hey, man. I got your back.
Guy: Got my back on what?
Hobo: I saw you park your car.
Guy: What are you, a fucking valet?
Hobo: Listen, man. You got some change? I just wanna buy me a beer. I ain't gonna lie to you...Today's my birfday!

--96th & Broadway


Overheard by: Dirty Mike