Girl: Excuse me, which of these trains goes to Manhattan?
Suit: Shut up. –34th Street N/Q/R/W station Southern woman: Oh! Are you a performer?
Chick: Yes, I’m studying acting and musical theater.
Southern woman: Wow! That’s so amazing! Maybe we’ll see you on Broadway one of these days! Good luck!
Chick: Thanks! She leaves the train. Southern woman: Yeah, right. Ha, ha, ha! –1 train Old man: Is that a theater?
Old woman: No, it’s a McDonalds. –42nd between 7th & 8th Overheard by: Adam Grosswirth