Guy: Yeah, those SS uniforms were swank, really well-cut. Powerful, not like the fruity shit that the rest of the Nazis wore. --116th & Broadway Guy: Eh, he's a designer for Reebok. I would've fucked him if he was a designer for Adidas. --Barracuda, West 22nd Street Guy: Dude, I'm wearing pink. You're wearing purple. They're going to think we're chuggers. --Sam's Falafel, Thompson Street Overheard by: Stan Bupp Guy: I just went, "Oh no! Where'd the rest of my pants go?" Because I forgot I was wearing shorts! --C train Dad: Hey. Hey! Check it out. FCUK...It spells "fuck" backwards! --West Broadway & Prince Overheard by: Julian Joslin Hipster guy: So, this interview's gonna be all about Timmy's new sparkly belt? --1st Ave between 11th & 12th Overheard by: da sarkastik ninja. Guy: Well, I'm kind of an itinerant tuxedo salesman. --Chelsea Flea Market, 25th & 6th Woman: I just got these new boots They're amazing. They're brown and leather and they've got a heel, and that's okay because I feel like I could walk across Middle Earth in them. --Times Square 1/2/3 station