Girl: This is just like Kids, only without all the AIDS! --San Loco, 2nd Avenue Overheard by: Greg Goulding Vendor guy: That's a good book, Postcards From the Edge. Yeah, Carrie Fisher is a beautiful writer, but I was in rehab with her for a couple days: total bitch! --Williamsburg Overheard by: Jeff Kaplon Tourist guy: I hope they have tickets for Miss Saigon or King and I. --TKTS, South Street Seaport Overheard by: Gregorio Guy: Luke Skywalker was the good guy, and Darth Vader was the bad guy. But Harrison Ford's character, he was just in it for the ride. He was an adventurer. So he's the only one with complex motivations. --6 train Overheard by: Always Amazed Military guy: Have you heard of that movie Annapolis about the insane military academy? Well, it's useless. Useless. --45th & Broadway Overheard by: elizabeth kim Girl: Cool Hand Luke was totally Christian Slater's favorite movie in Clueless. --L train Overheard by: Stephanie Man: But what if it has Brad's cheekbones and Angelina's lips? --18th & 5th Asian guy: Hey wasn't your mom in The Da Vinci Code? --Joe's Pizza, Carmine Street Overheard by: Asher Teen boy: I threw up on Meryl Streep's daughter. --Park Slope Overheard by: jones Asian guy: It's an ancient tradition: every Chinese New Year Bruce Lee fights Chuck Norris for good luck. --Korova Milk Bar, Avenue A Overheard by: Michael Ng