The Woes of a Marcy Playground Groupie

Girl #1: I just don't think I'm his type. He's very intellectual.
Girl #2: What do you mean?
Girl #1: He's all "yada yada yada" and I'm very "What's your favorite Starburst?"

--Cosi, 31st & Park


Overheard by: Clara


Girl #1: Ha, ha, you said first was the worst.
Girl #2: No, I said, "first was the burst."
Girl #1: What the heck does that mean?
Girl #2: It means...Starburst.

--M104 bus


Overheard by: Fatty McFingers