On the Other Hand: Howard Zinn

Guy #1: I don't get why they call it the 7 Years War if it didn't really take 7 full years.
Guy #2: Well then, why don't you write your own motherfucking textbook about history and call it whatever the fuck you want? And nobody will read it, because you don't know shit about what we're doing second semester!

--Fulton & Broadway