They Seemed So Happy at the Wedding

Conductor: Local, this is a 7 local. 33rd Street next.
Loudspeaker: Attention Flushing-bound 7 train. You are not a local. You are an express train. Your next stop is 61st-Woodside. Now let the people in and close your doors.

--Queensboro Plaza 7 station


Overheard by: and hearts semicolon