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Queer #1: Overheard made me straight.
Queer #2: Huh?
Queer #1: Overheard in New York, the website?
Queer #2: I know what it is. How the fuck could it make you straight?
Queer #1: Well, there was this picture....of a body without a head...and it looked like a guy...a hot one, so I emailed--
Queer #2: You emailed someone about a headless pic on a website?
Queer #1: Don't judge! You do it on Manhunt all the time! Whatever, so the guy who runs the website is all, "No, it's a girl. Ha, ha, ha, you like girls." He revoked my gay card.
Queer #2: That's what you get for headless picture hunting on the internet.
Queer #1: Shut up, bottomboimanhattan24. You're one to talk.

--Penn Station


Overheard by: I was nearly dying. I'm not sure if the original story is true, but if so, this is hysterical.


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