That's the Official New York Passport

Suit: Goddamn piece of fucking shit.
Old lady: Geez.
Suit: What's your fucking problem?
Old lady: The dumbing down of our language; everyone is so crude. Suit: Where are you from, the Little House on the Prairie?
Old lady: I'm from New York, you fucking asshole.

--47th & 5th


Overheard by: Anne Turner


Tourist lady: Wow, it's like a sea of people!
B&T guy: Welcome to the city that never sleeps!
NY woman: Fuck all of you.

--Times Square station


Overheard by: Emily A