Dude: Yo, I hate it when guys like, ride the train without their shirt on and stuff. It's nasty. --1 train Overheard by: Katherine Guy: You can put sneakers in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits. --St. John's University, Queens Overheard by: mina pastagia Queer: ...and he stretched, but he was obviously doing it so his shirt would ride up so he could show off how much weight he'd lost, and I was like, "Ugh, that's not coming anywhere near my area." --V train Overheard by: Duncan Pflaster Dude: People react differently to me in a suit. It's like they sense that it's who I really am. --2 train Girl: Let me look. I'm, like, the Sherlock Holmes of underwear. --Conway's, 35th Street & Broadway Woman: Then the models come in on drugs, still in their outfits, vomiting everywhere, and people are yelling, "What did they take?" That's what my Fashion Week is like. --8th Street & 5th Avenue Overheard by: e. FITZ Old man on cell: Hi. What? Are you in stupid mode?...You're having a senior moment?...I wanna go see that underwear. --Post Office, 38th & 7th Overheard by: benb Hipster girl: American Apparel makes me want to fucking kill myself. --Houston & Orchard Overheard by: stephanie k Old man: Are they nice ties? Yes! Are they the nicest ties I have ever seen? No! Let's go! --70th & Madison Overheard by: Ryan Summers Chick: No, seriously, look at her legs. It's beyond cottage cheese thighs. Her whole legs are cottage cheese. It looks like she poured herself into her pantyhose. --Parsons School of Design Store guy: I have been a bartender and a waiter but I have never been the host. There is no way to estimate how long it will take to fit someone's breast into a bra. This is an art, not a science, people! --Town Shop, 82nd & Broadway Overheard by: heidi schmid Security guy: I'm surprise I haven't seen nobody wearing shorts. --The Met Overheard by: Maddy Moop Woman: You know, there is something to be said for dressing seasonally. Seasonably? Whatever. I mean, it's cool if you want to wear a tube top to the bar or whatever, but when girls are going out in these little tube tops, wear a jacket! You know? No outfit is cool unless you're comfortable in it. To a degree. --Union Square Overheard by: Nicole Crazy guy: I'm poor! I'm poor! I'm poor! I'm poor! Won't somebody please buy me a pair of dungarees? I really need some dungarees. --M11 bus Overheard by: Michael Boeglin Guy: Damn, girl! You look like either a nurse or a maid! I can't tell if you're serving drinks or starting an IV! --Forever 21, Union Square Overheard by: Stef