No More Wireless Hangers-on, Ever!

Woman: So, has your little friend Jamie text messaged you recently?
Man: No, actually she hasn't.
Woman: That's right, because I called that fucking bitch up and told her to find her own man.
Man: Are you kidding me?
Woman: No. And by the way, your mom made me do it.

--Candela, East 17th Street