Crazy lady: You guys aren't here to help me; you're just here to bust my balls! What the fuck is wrong with all of you? Lemme get through! --L train Overheard by: Morgan K Guy: So, my roommate was having issues with his girlfriend who's psycho and he goes to my other roommate for advice. Well, he's cheating on his girlfriend who's also psycho...If I was a crackhead, I would not go to a crackhead to figure out how to stop smoking crack. --L train Crazy lady: I don't what planet they think they from, but these humans ain't all they cracked out to be. --M104 bus Overheard by: Jesse Crazy guy: Hey sis, how you doin'? You all right? 'Cause you gotta make two more of those. Okay, baby? For me, baby, you gotta make two more of those...You all right, sis? Yeah, you all right. --Astor Place station Overheard by: Graham Crazy lady: That's good luck, you know. I step in dog shit all the time. I used to play the horses. One time I stepped in dog shit and then I won $750. You should learn to step in more dog shit. --86th & 3rd