Hobo: You think you'll be young forever. Time flies by like lightning...Like lightning and thunder. Just like Jesus. --6 train Overheard by: chiapet Artist guy: My roommates and I built shelves for our loft this weekend. It didn't take long, though...All we have are computer books and bibles. --Mixed-Up Mosaics, West 17th Street Overheard by: Alison Provenzano Goth guy: I am really weird. Like you know how like when people's conscience is talking to them how there is the angel over one shoulder and then the devil over the other? Well for me it is penguins. The one on the left is good and like he has a name tag that says "good"...And the one on the right is a gothic penguin with fangs and one wing. Well, not really one wing; it's more like one wing and a stump. --25th & Lexington Drunk guy: No, really, if there is a God, he forsook that party...Is forsook a word? --1 train Overheard by: Amanda Fox Girl: Please, I friended God on MySpace last night. --Brooklyn Heights Overheard by: Lucy Hipster guy: It was like, way underground. I think it was in Hell. --16th & 3rd Overheard by: E.B. Dresner Crazy guy: God is not shit. He is immortal and he will hurt you. --6 train Overheard by: nj Woman: He just wanted me to be, like, this Christian warrior that I just was not. --Fort Greene Drunk woman: You are all a bunch of cocksuckers! You are Christian Rock without God! --Stanton & Orchard Overheard by: JR Woman: I wish Jesus could taste better. --Chat 'n' Chew, East 16th Street Overheard by: Kate Meyer Girl: And then he said, "You should try this toothpaste, it's awesome...It's like the Messiah came in your mouth." --Coles Sports & Recreation Center, Mercer Street Teen girl: Jesus wasn't white, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. If his dad was black with nappy hair, what'd you think his son gonna look like? --B52 bus