Girl: I want to be poor so I can take a job as a dominatrix! --4 train Overheard by: Dee Man on cell: Don't you have any hookers with tits? --30th & Park Chick: You know, I was once offered millions of dollars to be a stripper. --Candela, East 165h Street Girl: I better be a stripper if I'm going to walk 16 blocks! --N train Store guy: See, my father and my uncle were pimps. And my grandfather and his father before him were assistant pimps. --Starbucks, 48th & Lexington Overheard by: abbey Hag: Totally. I mean, did you see the balls on that stripper? They were hanging so low, they were like chipmunk balls! --2nd & Houston