Parve Wednesday One-liners

Bouncer: You see, the schlemiel is the guy who spills his soup in a restaurant. The schlimazel is the guy who has the soup spilled on him.

--1st & A

Guy: Well, what color was this Jew?

--Fort Greene

Woman on cell: ...That's just so not my thing. I am not that kind of Jew, Larry, okay?

--Union Square

Overheard by: Nicole

Lady lawyer: This is a disaster. They should never put non-Jews in charge of the catering.

--Office, Rockefeller Plaza

Chick: Come to think of it, all of my Jewish friends went to summer camp. Isn't that kind of ironic though; Jews at camp?

--Fordham University, Lincoln Center

Overheard by: Amanda

Teen boy: I want to be Jewish when I grow up.

--A train

Overheard by: drewseph

Guy on cell: You deserve a gold Jewish Star of David!...Did you swallow?...Yeah, that's true, one step at a time.

--Astoria

Overheard by: SEM