Bouncer: You see, the schlemiel is the guy who spills his soup in a restaurant. The schlimazel is the guy who has the soup spilled on him. –1st & A Guy: Well, what color was this Jew? –Fort Greene Woman on cell: …That’s just so not my thing. I am not that kind of Jew, Larry, okay? –Union Square Overheard by: Nicole Lady lawyer: This is a disaster. They should never put non-Jews in charge of the catering. –Office, Rockefeller Plaza Chick: Come to think of it, all of my Jewish friends went to summer camp. Isn’t that kind of ironic though; Jews at camp? –Fordham University, Lincoln Center Overheard by: Amanda Teen boy: I want to be Jewish when I grow up. –A train Overheard by: drewseph Guy on cell: You deserve a gold Jewish Star of David!…Did you swallow?…Yeah, that’s true, one step at a time. –Astoria Overheard by: SEM